


They have taken some sort of oath of silence and absolutely refuse to tell me their names.

These teensy tots are a little high maintenance...they want a new home with better furniture than my circa 1976 Ideal* cheap plastic Jody Victorian Doll set. Even though I repainted the tacky purple plastic sofa that had lost nearly all of it's 'velvet' flocking for these picky gals, there was a diminutive revolt. Early this morning, I stepped on a straight pin that had been strategically placed in the rug impaled through a tiny note...with little words cut out and pasted on it. They must have gotten into my cabinets and excised the tiny words from various jars and bottles that I need a magnifying glass to read.
You should have seen their list of demands: Wooden four poster bed with quilt AND linens
Velvet settee
Table and chair set
China tea set
A HOUSE!
Preferably... Greek Revival, but Queen Anne will suffice as a second choice.
Are they kidding? Don't they understand the California real estate situation? A Victorian doll house is a huge money pit. Pretty pricey to furnish. Furthermore, if I HAD the money for a Victorian house, I really must insist upon being able to fit inside of it.
How greedy of them. With their champagne appetites on my vintage cheap plastic budget.
I politely informed them that if they don't appreciate the facilities here, they will have to leave. They wholeheartedly agreed.
They are now available on ebay!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180499063486